Puns

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette.

What do you call a train loaded with toffee? A chew chew train.

What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk.

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well, red.

Why didn't the turkey cross the road? Because he wasn't chicken.

Where do you find chili beans? At the North Pole.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

If a clock is still hungry, it goes back four seconds.

Air

Breath it in

Breath it out

We cannot see it

But it's all around us

It doesn't have a natural smell

Sometimes cold

Sometimes warm

Air is so precious. 

Leads To....

Almost everything in life leads to something

No food leads to hunger

Games leads to fun

Smiles leads to happiness

School leads to work

Selfishness leads to hate

Friends lead to socialization

What else can you think of?

To All My Blog-Friends

Kiki

Ronnie

Memi

Shadin

Savvy

Thank you for everything.

Your blogs are awesome.

You are awesome.

Thanks again!

Families

The mom

The sister

The dad

The brother

The baby

Together

On one special day

Family day!

Have a happy family day!

Yummy

This is so yummy.

Delicioso

Mmm....

It is so good

Can I have more?

Not this.

The other one.

My tummy is full.

Enough!

Yummy in my tummy!

Stages

Stages are levels

They don't have one place

They go up and down

 Like a roller coaster

A lot of things have stages

Games, people, buildings

They all have different stages

Life has stages.

School has stages

Is it better to have stages or should everything stay equal?

Fire

What is fire's true color?

Blue, red, orange or yellow.

It's hot.

It's both dangerous and helpful.

It can burn down a whole village.

It can also keep you warm.

So do you think fire is good or bad.

Quiet

I need quiet

Shh!

It's so peaceful when it's quiet

Screaming, yelling and shouting!

Just settle down

There are times for quiet and there is time for noise

Noisy, noisy and noisy

Quiet (sigh) quiet.

Break

I need a break from all this

It's too challenging

Help me take a break

I work way too hard

A simple break won't hurt

I need to rest

Or I will rest in peace

My back, my body

Everything aches

So just give me a break 

Stars

What do you think I am talking about?

Stars in the sky

Or rock stars

I prefer sky stars

Anyway stars are beautiful

Balls of gas and steam

Did you know that stars don't look like the ones we draw?

They look like them though

I love stars 

Stuck

I'm stuck in this place.

No where out.

Can you help me?

Get me out of this place.

Don't worry I'll help you.

No you can't save yourself.

Don't get stuck like me.

It's my own fault.

Don't get stuck in one place.

Live life everywhere!

My Personal Space

I need my space

Move, a bit further

There you go

Draw a circle on the ground

This is my personal space

Don't get in it

I feel uncomfortable

Stop making a crowd

This is my personal space so get out of it.

Where is your personal space?

From Little Things

From a tiny thing

Comes a big thing

From a cocoon 

Comes a beautiful butterfly

From friends

Comes happiness

From being happy

Comes a nice day

I could go on and on

But I don't want to bore you.

So you come up with something

See ya!

Bunnies

My favorite animal.

They're so cute, adorable and fluffy.

I've always wanted a pet bunny.

I've seen bunnies and held them.

I want one.

But with every bunny comes responsibility.

Like feeding, washing, caring...

But I want one really badly.

They hop and hop.

Bunny bye.

Memories

I have so many.

I wish they would last

Wishing wont help

I'll write them down and keep it safe

Until another time so I can see

What has happened in life

My life

I want the memories of my childhood to stay

Never ever go away

Memories are so precious.

Some people hate memories

They want to let go of their past and start a new life

But even if they don't want to remember it

It happened and will never be undone

Forgetting the past is a choice you make

Starting new life isn't bad.

I just want to say

That I want to keep my memories for another day.

How?

How are you?

How is your family?

How is the earth?

How are you helpful?

How is my hair?

How am I going to get there?

How did you do that?

...etc.

How is a descriptive word.

How do you use the word how?

Crying

I am so sad.

I want to let go of my problems.

Leave me alone I don't wanna talk about it.

Get out of here.

What am I going to do?

(Breathing heavily)

(Tears dropping)

(Hands cleaning face)

It's OK to cry.

Nothing wrong with taking your problems out.

But I wont say that crying will solve your problems

Crying a lot sometimes may get really annoying.

(sniff sniff)

Bye.

Blaming

Why me?

It was him/her.

I didn't do it.

Why can't we blame ourselves once in a while?

It was me sorry.

I wont do it again

It wasn't him/her.

In your opinion what is better the first 3?

Or the second 3?

The reason is because we don't want to get in trouble.

But will that be better that feeling guilt.

If it wasn't you, then don't say it was me.

If it is you on the other hand just tell the truth.

I assure you that is better.

Now who ate that cookie?

Rainbow pics

I love rainbows so much I thought I'd show you some clip art of it.

Questions

Why is the sky blue?

Why is the grass green?

What am I?

What is this?

Am I at the beginning?

Or am at the end?

Am I dreaming?

Or is life a dream?

When will I wake up to see the world as it is?

So many question, only a few answers...